<p>His real name is Nicholas Allen Jones. Born 20 January 1969 in Tredegar, Wales. His parents are Irene and Allen, he has one brother, Patrick, and is married to Rachel.</p> <p>He plays the bass and writes lyrics. Called the Wire because of his long (6'4"), thin frame. He is bit of a 'Paranoid Android', really, when it comes to eating, travelling...life. It is likely that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder, hypochondria, and a touch of Tourette's syndrome, not to mention that dodgy liver of his and the bad back, the bad knees, the thyroid cysts...Calamity Jane Wire. That's him.</p> <p>He loves hoovering (Dyson is his brand of choice), TV ("I've learned more from TV than I ever did at university"), cross dressing, watching sports on TV, and walking his dog.</p> Meaghan Scanlon Kitchen Sink Melodrama