Hikaru[chan] United States 10 February 1983 It's not everyday that one finds a talent that is as bitchy as she is cute, loveable and intelligent. Hailing from the nether-regions of Pittsburgh, Hikaruchan is a rarity in today's music scene, and one that is destined for absolute greatness. As one critic put it: "if <a href="http://www.canehdian.com/non/artists/n/newwave/biography.html">Newwave</a> is to vaseline what penguins are to limeys, this girl is going to go very skeery, and superb, places."<p> Pittsburgh has long since passed its days as being known for Mario Lemieux and nothing else. Quietly stepping on the toes and handbags of critics everywhere, Hikaroo (aka "Goddess") first made her loud entrance into an otherwise stale clarinet scene by performing naked on top of zebras.<p> Also a perfecto of the alto/tenor sax, piano, and a fabulous singer to boot, Hikaruchan is multi-talented and yet maintains a quite dignity about her. Says the goddess: "I try to be humble about my many talents, but it's hard (because I'm a bitch). I know that I'm good, and I want everyone else to know it too. People that hide their talents make me sick. Sick, sick, sick. I'm a goddess, god dammit, and I expect to be treated as such".<p> It is our prediction that as WheresMySocks continues to look for that elusive pair for another ten years, Hikaroo will top the charts on the strength of her looks, and maybe even her music. All in all this is no *snerk*ing matter... The Evil Banjo CanEHdian.com