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Name:	Robert Robson
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Cruising, Human Evolution, and Rob Zombie

Cruises, Fathering, Thought - A Bit About Robert Robson

I love Rob Zombie. He's the shiz. I listen to his music all the time. My other favorite bands include the Cruise Lime, Ramstein, Jibralter, and Hindsite.

I work for a large international bank. Last year I won a Cruise to Norway, and it was the best experience of my life. Honestly. It kicked some serious dingo. I saw every part of Norway and every place I saw just made me fall in love more and more with the area. I went to the old World War II landings and learned a lot. Do you know about the boats that they used at the landings in Norway when they stormed the beaches? They weren't at all like the huge cruise ships that we have these days. They were these little budget craft and it made me feel sorry for the men who died.

So yes, I like cruises - but what else is there to me? What else makes me tick? Well, I have this really interesting thoughts which I've been developinging in my head for the last several years - and here goes:

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I believe mankind has stopped evolving mainly due to our failure to just let go and enjoy life. Personally I think a cruise is the best way to do that. I am an enormous fan of cruising and regularly go with friends and family. There's nothing I would rather do than go on a travel extravaganza - a luscious and pampered cruise to Norwary. I never knew what it was about Norway which really appealed to me - but hot damn I just love it. The region has so much history, such much culture, and is just bursting with nature.

Robert Robson's Thoughts on Evolution

This is a theory I came up with when I was about 16 years old one day when I was in the shower. I was pondering the mysteries of the universe while I was on a cruise to Asia, why we arehere, and all that stuff. So man evolved from monkies, I think we all know that, we went through like 15 stages of evolution including Homo Erectus, Cromagnon Man, Homo Sapien, and finally homo sapien sapien.

So man is a genetic descendant of the prehistoric monkey. Man is a descendant of prehistoric man. Why is it that monkies are still around, but none of the forms of prehistoric man are?